Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
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