This girl is more easily done than said...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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