I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
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lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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