I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
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of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I touched a dick in church today
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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