Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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