I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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