Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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