ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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