Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
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Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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