So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
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Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
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There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Do you know who these girls are? They're baking a cake, making chicken enchiladas, and bringing me beer everytime I finish one.
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