is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
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Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I enjoy the company of your penis
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
Randomize