i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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