You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I forget how to act sober
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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