Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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