fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
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