he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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