Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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