Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Randomize
