I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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