just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
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shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
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he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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