Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
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alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
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must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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