Hey man sorry I got all grabby
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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