oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Randomize
