U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
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I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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