do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
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