well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
