...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
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the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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