i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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