Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize
