I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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