Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I got a handjob from a sober married woman in a parking lot in the middle of the day, yet you still cant manage to get laid by a drunk single slut at the bar at 1am. Wtf
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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