white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
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Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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