Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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