yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.