Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
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she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
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Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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