physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.