Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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