You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
he thought i was a dude.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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