I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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