have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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