Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
There was a lot of him and a little penis
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
The Olympian is in my bed
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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