drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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