I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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