That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Diet Starts Tomorrow! Guy from McDonalds asked if I got a new car...
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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