will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
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