She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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