She is in my trunk
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
She started calling me daddy on the second date and I don't know how to react to that
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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