rhymes with "ouble enetration"
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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