i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Found your dick twin last night
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Randomize
