Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
its not stalking. its research.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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