I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
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