Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
this whole "benign brain tumor" is truly a blessing in disguise. I almost want to start bringing MRIs to the bar because sympathy pussy is flowing like the nile
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Randomize
