...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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