i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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Duuuude - Drag Queen Bingo wasn't supposed to end like thissss
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
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He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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