I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
