You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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