your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
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I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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