I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
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I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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